“Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits and I'm awesome. I'm your bro—I'm Broda!”



"It's gonna be LEGEN... wait for for it... and I hope your not lactose intolerant cuse the second part is DAIRY... LEGENDARY"

"Ted, it's one of the things you have to do before you reach 30!
Ted: What? Have *** with a hooker?
 Barney: No. Lose your virginity. Whata!"

"When I'm sad, I stop being sad and become awesome instead, true story!"

//The best of Barney Stinson!!!!!